DIVINO DUO::

The divine mixes, circa 2008, seem ages ago when Justice blasted onto the scene with DVNO and the underdogs sprouted their remixes. These are four capital letters, printed in gold that apparently the details make the girls sweat...or if you ask them, they'll say, "Hardly, we glisten." Now we wait for the new album. But wait--"I don't want to wait anymore." The new album, Audio, Video, Disco is already out and awaiting for Justice to blast its way into round two. Ding!

JUSTICE "DVNO" SURKIN remix (circa 2008) by edbangerrecords

Positive Flatulence::

Miles and miles of red tape couldn't hold back the love I feel for watching paint dry. I just sit there in my yellow-and-orange lawn chair, eating a big bag of Doritos (Nacho Cheese) and observing the snail-pace drips of sulfuric-scented Ruffle-clam white Behr paint. Lo and behold (who says that anymore?), a satellite with Russian symbols encrusted on the hull, crashes into the neighbor's yard and suddenly I'm forced to turn my head and observe Gina, the neighbor's foxy daughter, with braces that have radio frequency, begin a bold shoe-shuffle to retro beat she's tuning into, and this places Gina into a seizure of The Hustle.

That's hot!

Hold Back Love feat. Lex Empress (original album version) by Kraak & Smaak

What's In A Name::

Welcome back to KRWX. It's time to play our number one song on Nigel's Weekend Top 40. This is a new band called The Future. Formed out of a duo of synthesizer musicians, The Future has come out of nowhere to bring you this week's number one hit song, Don't You Want Me. It's a great and catchy song, but perhaps they should opt for a more grand-standing name. By the way, lately, me and my cohorts have been passing the days with this riveting game called Starforce. And in this game there is this frontier-oriented society known as The Human League. Why, they should be called that if I had to choose a name.

Human League - Dont You Want Me (Brass Knuckles Remix) by Brass Knuckles

Don't Copy My Sneeze::

If there is another world out there in that rather large universe, that is somewhat similar to our world, do you think they make songs without choruses? Maybe choruses are against the law over there. Maybe they don't have the knowledge of what we call a chorus. Or maybe over there, their choruses are so advanced, that if we listened to an example our ears would climax earwax all over the place. The point is, the chorus part of a song or piece of music is so essential in order to get friends, Romans and countrymen to lend their ears and announce, "O Thy song'st catchy, ho."

Anthony Green - Big Mistake (Skeet Skeet Remix) by skeet skeet

never post your own ::

Never post your own music! Unless it's bangin. Enjoy :)


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I'll Be The Pole::

White folks getting crunk...illegal? In New York and California (and I'm sure in other states and countries also), it is illegal for a bar/club to allow dancing within its perimeters without the possession of a cabaret license. Perhaps you've been to one of those downscale establishments where the Paul Blarts with flashlights were constantly bawking at you for shuffling shoulders or bouncing your head. Those placed failed to purchase said license and the staff was on edge just in case a nark popped up to fine them. Even though dancing is a method of self-expression, it also has association with noise, violence and filth. The cabaret licenses are established as a way to keep facilities in check so crummy neighborhoods don't get any crummier.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila--'Hey, no dancing!'

Dan Sena - Song Of Siren Ft. Del The Funky Homosapien & Kylee Swenson (Kids At The Bar Remix) by Kids At The Bar

Elefino::

So the next day, after the incident with the elephant in the bar, I attended a gala event at a Hollywood Hills mansion. Wall-to-wall decorations of tiki torches and palm fronds were torturing my vision. Everyone was dressed in black-n-white except for one individual behind a bamboo-cut table. My eyes popped like a Champagne bottle. It was that same elephant from the bar and he was sporting his infamous Nike Shox, only this time he was not behind the bar, but behind the turntables, spewing out Bloody Beetroots' remix of Ivory.

CONGOROCK "Ivory" The Bloody Beetroots Remix by thebloodybeetroots

Elephants Give A Damn::

So there was this elephant behind the bar and he was giving me this look of death because I didn't put a tip. I tell him, "Why should I tip, I only bought a beer and you just gave it to me. If I asked you to mix a drink for me and it tasted decent, then I might consider tossing in a few bucks." Then the elephant jumped over the bar with his red-blazing Nike Shox and lifted me upside and a rain of cash floated downward to the floor. The elephant tooted a loud elephant toot that sounded like the background effects in this new Congorock debut hit track, Ivory.

Ivory by Congorock

You Had Me At Wingman::

There's nothing bolder than waking up to Tom Cruise right up at your face, with his wheat-grass-shake breath and his jungle eyebrows. Or could it be this featured track by Midnight Wolf, called Orion - (Metalectro Vol.2). Time to jump on the furniture and swing your fists onto the floor.

Midnight Wolf - Orion (Original Mix) [Metalectro Vol.2] by Midnight Wolf

Thanks For The Emotion::

Thanksgiving is a time of mixing. Mixing the family, mixing the feast's ingredients, mixing the love. Some discount the idea of celebrating T-Day, like Canadians, eh...actually everyone, except Hometown USA, continues this week without a specified day of celebration. Why? Because they celebrate their family every day. America is too busy to call Grandma on the phone because we're rioting on ignorance, spending unwisely on iPhone upgrades rather than this week's grocery shopping. Put down the XBOX controller and pause your internet game of Mahjong and celebrate with the family more often. We shouldn't have to "enforce" a day to gather around ye kin and catch up on Billy's new honor roll bumper sticker ceremony or Trina's upcoming baby (conceived in the handicapped stall in the bathroom of the Museum of Tolerance). Honor thy father and mother...and call them throughout the year. I know you have time...I see you out there, calling and driving simultaneously, risking danger to your lane-mates. If you have time for premeditated vehicular manslaughter, you have time to call and holla' what up to your sister or your brother or your sister who has become your brother.

Love it or hate it, family should come first...Pass the mashed potatoes.

Sound Of Mish Mash - KYTV vs Waxdolls by StudioBrussel