Every day I encounter a haughty individual who claims more than one parking spot for his vehicle. Sometimes this person parks like this on purpose, and sometimes this person parks like this haphazardly. If I had the time, I would go around town looking for these weasels; and if I spot one, I'll smash a hard-to-peel-off sticker right where the driver's eyes can sink when they read the buzz words of:
DOUCHE BEAT by oizo mr 3000
