At a local theater, a DJ commits to breaking the world record for performing the longest DJ set. In reality, it's difficult to truly give the credit of a DJ performing 150 straight hours without having to comply with the natural human body functions. Thus once you leave, the set is over. But the records officials allow the breaks. Perhaps it would be a bigger feat, more memorable even, to accomplish these world records with physical restraint of controlling the bodily functions as long as possible. Then wasting your useless life doing these acts would mean so much more to yourself, and that girl over there.
So while this DJ does his 15-minute feat, other more brilliant individuals, like Mord Fustang, will be making better use of their times creating artistic genius and providing entertainment as we, the listening crowd out there, struggle with our everyday lives of making something out of ourselves.
