Miles and miles of red tape couldn't hold back the love I feel for watching paint dry. I just sit there in my yellow-and-orange lawn chair, eating a big bag of Doritos (Nacho Cheese) and observing the snail-pace drips of sulfuric-scented Ruffle-clam white Behr paint. Lo and behold (who says that anymore?), a satellite with Russian symbols encrusted on the hull, crashes into the neighbor's yard and suddenly I'm forced to turn my head and observe Gina, the neighbor's foxy daughter, with braces that have radio frequency, begin a bold shoe-shuffle to retro beat she's tuning into, and this places Gina into a seizure of The Hustle.
That's hot!
Hold Back Love feat. Lex Empress (original album version) by Kraak & Smaak
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