Monday, January 16, 2012

Early Bird Special::

You enter the club early, let us say 9:30 pm. Why? Because you can't stand waiting in your hotel room doing nothing. You arrive. Guestlist? There's the name. Cool beans. Inside you go, escorted by Baby Mama wearing the fashionable pink-and-white lingerie ensemble. She sits you down, and asks where your crew is located. You tell her it's only a party for two, if she sits with you and does a shot of the Goose, otherwise you're flying Han Solo. You look around, a scattered select of early birds pecking around the aisles and watering hole. In the air is a slight haze of the pre-mature fog machine mist and in the speakers blow the sounds of techno by the DJ Intro. What's he playing? Hmm. Probably this one...Why so early?

Pendulum vs Hardwell - The Island Cobra (Rave Radio Mashup) by Rave Radio

Never Mind Should B1 Word::

You teenagers are out of control. Everything has to be about sex. Sex! Sex! Sex! Girls dress in their barely-theres. Guys blast their filthy mouths. Nothing but simulated sex on that dance floor and drinking sexually-monikered beverages. Then the DJ shoves a risqué track to enhance the hormones to encourage such outrageous behavior. What do you have to say for yourselves?

Two words: