Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Elephants Give A Damn::

So there was this elephant behind the bar and he was giving me this look of death because I didn't put a tip. I tell him, "Why should I tip, I only bought a beer and you just gave it to me. If I asked you to mix a drink for me and it tasted decent, then I might consider tossing in a few bucks." Then the elephant jumped over the bar with his red-blazing Nike Shox and lifted me upside and a rain of cash floated downward to the floor. The elephant tooted a loud elephant toot that sounded like the background effects in this new Congorock debut hit track, Ivory.

Ivory by Congorock