Tuesday, January 10, 2012

A Foam Decision::

There's a select few at the beach who have become poor sports who bring toilet paper to parties. How dare they ask you to turn down the music, that's coming from your iPod boom box. It's a public area, just like the public area at the mall or at a tail-gait party in the stadium parking lot (technically that's private property, but it's a populated area! And there's music!). It's not even ear-drum-shattering loud either. I'm sorry your ignorance and impatience of culture has led you to the Dark Side. I pity you, Worm. But continue the complaining, because there's more to come...Insert sinister guffaw here.