Saturday, July 2, 2011

Why Is It On Monday::

Today is Independence Day Eve Eve and we should be remembering our founding fathers for the great effort they put forth into making this country a free state. Free from tyranny. Free from taxing our tea. Free from England. Eh, I take that back. We still have a corrupt government. California has the highest sales tax of any state. And even though we departed from England in 1776, we came crawling back to help the enemy fight in two World Wars and all we got was this stupid shirt that says, "Thanks for the help, have some fish 'n' chips."

But, it could've been worse. Aliens might have attacked us on Cinco de Mayo. Cringe...