Don't Copy My Sneeze::

If there is another world out there in that rather large universe, that is somewhat similar to our world, do you think they make songs without choruses? Maybe choruses are against the law over there. Maybe they don't have the knowledge of what we call a chorus. Or maybe over there, their choruses are so advanced, that if we listened to an example our ears would climax earwax all over the place. The point is, the chorus part of a song or piece of music is so essential in order to get friends, Romans and countrymen to lend their ears and announce, "O Thy song'st catchy, ho."

Anthony Green - Big Mistake (Skeet Skeet Remix) by skeet skeet

never post your own ::

Never post your own music! Unless it's bangin. Enjoy :)


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I'll Be The Pole::

White folks getting crunk...illegal? In New York and California (and I'm sure in other states and countries also), it is illegal for a bar/club to allow dancing within its perimeters without the possession of a cabaret license. Perhaps you've been to one of those downscale establishments where the Paul Blarts with flashlights were constantly bawking at you for shuffling shoulders or bouncing your head. Those placed failed to purchase said license and the staff was on edge just in case a nark popped up to fine them. Even though dancing is a method of self-expression, it also has association with noise, violence and filth. The cabaret licenses are established as a way to keep facilities in check so crummy neighborhoods don't get any crummier.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila--'Hey, no dancing!'

Dan Sena - Song Of Siren Ft. Del The Funky Homosapien & Kylee Swenson (Kids At The Bar Remix) by Kids At The Bar

Elefino::

So the next day, after the incident with the elephant in the bar, I attended a gala event at a Hollywood Hills mansion. Wall-to-wall decorations of tiki torches and palm fronds were torturing my vision. Everyone was dressed in black-n-white except for one individual behind a bamboo-cut table. My eyes popped like a Champagne bottle. It was that same elephant from the bar and he was sporting his infamous Nike Shox, only this time he was not behind the bar, but behind the turntables, spewing out Bloody Beetroots' remix of Ivory.

CONGOROCK "Ivory" The Bloody Beetroots Remix by thebloodybeetroots

Elephants Give A Damn::

So there was this elephant behind the bar and he was giving me this look of death because I didn't put a tip. I tell him, "Why should I tip, I only bought a beer and you just gave it to me. If I asked you to mix a drink for me and it tasted decent, then I might consider tossing in a few bucks." Then the elephant jumped over the bar with his red-blazing Nike Shox and lifted me upside and a rain of cash floated downward to the floor. The elephant tooted a loud elephant toot that sounded like the background effects in this new Congorock debut hit track, Ivory.

Ivory by Congorock

You Had Me At Wingman::

There's nothing bolder than waking up to Tom Cruise right up at your face, with his wheat-grass-shake breath and his jungle eyebrows. Or could it be this featured track by Midnight Wolf, called Orion - (Metalectro Vol.2). Time to jump on the furniture and swing your fists onto the floor.

Midnight Wolf - Orion (Original Mix) [Metalectro Vol.2] by Midnight Wolf

Thanks For The Emotion::

Thanksgiving is a time of mixing. Mixing the family, mixing the feast's ingredients, mixing the love. Some discount the idea of celebrating T-Day, like Canadians, eh...actually everyone, except Hometown USA, continues this week without a specified day of celebration. Why? Because they celebrate their family every day. America is too busy to call Grandma on the phone because we're rioting on ignorance, spending unwisely on iPhone upgrades rather than this week's grocery shopping. Put down the XBOX controller and pause your internet game of Mahjong and celebrate with the family more often. We shouldn't have to "enforce" a day to gather around ye kin and catch up on Billy's new honor roll bumper sticker ceremony or Trina's upcoming baby (conceived in the handicapped stall in the bathroom of the Museum of Tolerance). Honor thy father and mother...and call them throughout the year. I know you have time...I see you out there, calling and driving simultaneously, risking danger to your lane-mates. If you have time for premeditated vehicular manslaughter, you have time to call and holla' what up to your sister or your brother or your sister who has become your brother.

Love it or hate it, family should come first...Pass the mashed potatoes.

Sound Of Mish Mash - KYTV vs Waxdolls by StudioBrussel

You're welcome::

In this tough economy, that seems to have no other route but downward, citizens still have money to spend on drinks at the bars & clubs, splendid meals at restaurants and a night at the movies...for two, IMAX, midnight premiere, plus drinks, plus popcorn and a thing of flavored salt. No wonder corporations are still succeeding, and the community still crumbling, you're all paying your fare onto the road to poverty; and still you all complain about barely having enough money to get by. Think in the long run, instead of right now.

Etienne De Crecy - Welcome (feat. The Bloody Beetroots) by thebloodybeetroots

Proteins & Condensers::

Tacos at 4 a.m. never tasted so good while listening to the ceiling speakers spouting out this new remix by Le Castle Vania, being the remix to Kaskade's Turn It Down. I'm sure it also sits well with other cuisines such as Italian meatball sandwiches, hummus, and dragon rolls. Maybe one day, I''ll listen to a catchy song while eating a meatball dragon roll with hummus a la mode.

Kaskade - Turn It Down (Le Castle Vania Remix) **Preview** by Le Castle Vania

I'm Tuesday McConaughey Excited::

Out there in this mighty world, there are volumes of examples of subjects we feel ambivalent about, such as pugs, Arnold Schwarzenegger movies, and fast food. When present at the club, it fascinates me to notice the crowd really get into an awful song. By awful, I mean haphazardly created with feet and elbows and containing no creative merit. Yet the crowd will holla' back youngin' at ya boy whenever some obnoxious tune is popped on to the speakers. Perhaps it compares to when a comedian announces his punchline and the audience begins laughing to retort back to the comedian implying, "Oh, I get the joke, good one, Chappelle...Darkness!"

Fabricated Pizza Tacos ( Emalkay vs Das Racist) - The Car Thief by The Car Thief