Spicy Meatballs::

Sometimes it's not necessary to remix a song. When you come across a Skrillex track, you come across a sense of spicy insanity. Once it's up to that heat level, I'm not sure a remix could make it even spicier. So all you remixers out there in the grid, you should just throw away that ProTools or Logic file and move on to something else. Fire bad, original good.

The Disco Rangers Bus (Knows How To Rock n Roll) by Skrillex

3 In 1::

From Red Bull Records, I present to you Innerpartysystem. This up-n-comer emits the edges of Justice and Duran Duran to create an electro house album called Never Be Content, featuring this thumping track, Not Getting Any Better.

Not Getting Any Better by Innerpartysystem

So, How Did He Get Those Scars::

Some individuals live life too seriously, especially those at the workplace. At least they put forth some effort to burn calories, in which it takes more effort to frown than it is to smile. Of course I can burn calories from holding up a remote control so that the coffee table doesn't obstruct the line-of-sight signal in order to proceed with a fluid motion of channel surfing. So what I'm not saying, but really trying to say is that those sourpuss-co-workers should stop whatever it is they are doing and Drop It Like It's Mogg.

http://soundcloud.com/djcutman/dropitlikeitsmogg

Friturnday::

I raise my hand to being a weekender. Party all night, sleep all day, then make it a sequel the following day, and keeping Sunday a day of rest. But if you mean weekender, as in being ordered by a judge to go to jail to serve my temporary sentence for being punk in drublic and vandalizing the mayor's prized 1978 Pontiac Firebird, and asked to attend incarceration on my own just on the weekends, just so I can continue my weekly schedule to commit to serving my life sentence of a cheating wife, dead-end job and a thirteen-year-old-slut-of-a-daughter experiencing her third abortion, then I can't raise my hand for that. Crossing fingers, now.

Weekenders by Tom Staar

It's Not A Highlighter::

This song is dedicated to that guy who makes it his initial objective to rub up against women and immediately begin grinding, thinking women are aroused by a creeper...about 5' 9'', 180 lbs, bruh t-shirt, an almost-mustache and a double fist of red & blue bottles of Budweiser & Budlight, respectively...suddenly touching his separated-by-only-two-layers unit right against her pretty poop shooter. Real men of genius.

Fancy Footwork by Chromeo

Der Human::

We should all be thankful for our poor sense of hearing. If we humans had the comparable audibility of tawny owls, the animal with perhaps the best ability to hear, then the distorted masterpieces we create would only be long-winded waves of useless noise.

Owl Vision - Moloch by Owl Vision

Panic City x Adele "Someone Like You"

Panic city is one nasty remixer. In the best way. His recent tracks have been nothin short of bangin, angelic, and put on your dance shoes and freak.. fun. Add him on soundcloud so you can see everything he puts out. Panic City is guaranteed not to disappoint your party playlist.


Without further ado...


Adele - Someone Like You (Panic City remix) by djpaniccity

Caballo Burgers::

A memorable 80s classic, Goodbye Horses, comes back to life in the soul of DWNTWN, with help from Skeet Skeet. They add back synths, techno beats, and indie vocals - a throwback. People complain to me that they despise 80s music. Why? If it weren't for 80s music, we would be without Dr. Dre, Duran Duran and Q Lazzarus. Thus Goodbye Horses would cease to exist.

DWNTWN - Goodbye Horses by skeet skeet

Smacking Burns Calories::

Looks like the trio comprised as The Prodigy is making a comeback. I notice more buzz on the Firestarter-famed digital-aged pioneers. Next I would like to see "The Prodigy" listed as a headliner for a big show. Maybe Hard Halloween Mansion? If not, my backyard is always available. Say, "yes."

Foo Fighters - White Limo - [The Prodigy remix] by theprodigy

Witch Whisperer::

It must be possible that luck is involved when a random mommy and daddy combine the right genes to create a son, who grows up to be an adonis, who attends clubs and experiences girls coming up to him, telling him, up against his ear, "You're the hottest guy here. Dance with me." Can you smell the jealousy?

Adonis (preview) by Boys Noize