Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Class of 2011::

Back to electropunk with the up-and-comers, Waxdolls. It's amazing how time flies and you realize how much you've accomplish - or if you're a big-ugly-man you've accomplished zilch. This original mix is for all the high school grads who will Step-down and relinquish their golden position as Seniors and let the underdog Juniors attain a chance to ditch classes, grow in laziness...and for that one wallflower: Step out of your shell and date the thunder-thighs cheerleader you've been lusting after.

STEP-DOWN by WAXDOLLS

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

EDC-LV, 6.24,25,26::

An odd, though intensely ear pleasing, and an appropiate piece to recognize that bright beam of light closing in, down that one road to Las Vegas. The summer's kickoff is to head to Sin City for a hot, hot heat of vomit-inducing rides, quick marriages, slot binging and overdosing on jaw-dropping electronic artists like The Bloody Beetroots (Death Crew 77), who will perform at one of the biggest raves yet concocted: Electric Daisy Carnival. Sacrifice a paycheck, grab some Red Bull and make it a weekend.

The Bloody Beetroots - Ave Maria (Meditation on Prelude in C by J.S.Bach) by thebloodybeetroots

Monday, June 13, 2011

Good Handful of The Duck Sauce, Please::

Hot Mess is a favorite in the clubs. Duck Sauce gives a new edge to this sharp track and offers deejays another piece of music to add to their repertoire. I prefer Chromeo's original but this too is electro funky. *

*Some trivia: Duck Sauce consists of Armand Van Helden & A-Trak. A-trak is the younger brother of Dave 1 from Chromeo....'tis a small world in the Electrolady land.

Hot Mess featuring Elly Jacson (Duck Sauce Remix) by Chromeo

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Hurricane, With Style::

Sometimes I stop and hear the roses. They sound so mellow. To boost that sound, to give those elegant blooms some color, I'll creep up like an innocent caterpillar, close in on those beautiful young buds...and blow 350 watts of Foxtrot.

Betatraxx - Foxtrot ft Kendahl Gold (lightsoverla remix) by LightsoverLA

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Muzak's Alter Ego::

I am wondering what individual would allow such right-side-up synchronization as Jack Beat's Elevator Music to be wafted through those crackled soggy ceiling speakers, bolting down into the eardrums or 'Ol Mr. Duncan and his lil' grandson Miles, as they snail upwards to their fourteenth floor apartment after a hard day's night of binge eating and raw hedonism.

C'mon, put those hands up.

Elevator Music by Jack Beats

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

How Low Can You Go::

Fans of the DnB pioneering days can remember the establishment of this brand of electronic music through the Brit rave scene. The deejays sampled a flavor of the reggae subgenre of raggamuffin and incorporated it into their creations on stage. Now-a-days, techniques and innovation of the fast-tempo'd soundscape have become exponentially viral and Noise & Phace have contributed to the art of the heavy basslines with Program.

Noisia & Phace - Program by NOISIA

Tick, Tock of the Croc::

Back spinning right round like a record is Bassnectar's remix to the Bangles' one-hit-wonder track Walk Like An Egyptian. I remember when I used to say the 80s were so long ago. Now-a-days, the oughts? seem so long ago. Next thing you know the oldies stations will be rumbling Timestretch next to Time of the Season.

The Bangles - Walk Like An Egyptian (Bassnectar's 2003 Remix) [Free Download] by Bassnectar

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Come'On::

Looks like the Masai have found a fit supply of e on the Serengeti...Douster has befriended famed disc-turner Diplo to establish this new creation called ON! Enhanced with tribal ambience and warped sound effects, Douster adds a cultural crossbreed to Diplo's known ultra-sonic highlights of electronica. Rumor has it, if you bring a photo of a Masai warrior to the club when the deejay ruptures this tune on, you get a free drink.

Diplo & Douster - ON ! by douster

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Girls' Assets, Guys' Debts::

This is dedicated to all those hotties with bodies who go that extra mile to cross the velvet rope, go up those steps and undulate the t-n-a adjacent the night's deejay. Presenting '96 Bulls' remix of Dancing with the DJ.

The Knocks - Dancing With The DJ ('96 Bulls Remix) by '96 Bulls

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Zap...Robot::

I had a dream where I was injected with a spinal tap and inside the syringe that pierced my epidermis what jelly of a chaotic electro track by some artist - I'm not able to recollect offhand. So let's just say it was this: Porter Robinson's The Wildcat. So the dream continues as I'm being injected and suddenly I'm able to gaze at individuals on the street, in the office, at the gym, and force them to dance any dance I wish them to partake. Girl, tap your heels three times....nice.

Porter Robinson - The Wildcat by Porter Robinson