Monday, January 16, 2012

Never Mind Should B1 Word::

You teenagers are out of control. Everything has to be about sex. Sex! Sex! Sex! Girls dress in their barely-theres. Guys blast their filthy mouths. Nothing but simulated sex on that dance floor and drinking sexually-monikered beverages. Then the DJ shoves a risqué track to enhance the hormones to encourage such outrageous behavior. What do you have to say for yourselves?

Two words:

Friday, January 13, 2012

Free Music Friday ::


There's nothing better than HOT free tracks to start your weekend off right! We have DJ Spryte, Disco Syndicate, Dosvec, and JD Live with some free mashups and remixes!





Tuesday, January 10, 2012

A Foam Decision::

There's a select few at the beach who have become poor sports who bring toilet paper to parties. How dare they ask you to turn down the music, that's coming from your iPod boom box. It's a public area, just like the public area at the mall or at a tail-gait party in the stadium parking lot (technically that's private property, but it's a populated area! And there's music!). It's not even ear-drum-shattering loud either. I'm sorry your ignorance and impatience of culture has led you to the Dark Side. I pity you, Worm. But continue the complaining, because there's more to come...Insert sinister guffaw here.

Friday, January 6, 2012

Press Start To Begin::

Today goes down in history as the day I heard eleven random people, throughout the day, in different locations, singing and/or humming the catchy Martin Solveig hit, Hello (featuring Dragonette). Factors to creating a catchy tune: simplicity, hook, repetition, familiarity, repeated air play. If you can create something catchy, you just figured out the up-down-left-right-A-start code to jump to the higher levels in the Industry. Boing!

Hello (Radio edit) by martinsolveig

Thursday, January 5, 2012

8:15 P.M. Sharp::

It's January, so the Sharp Winter Formal is here. This Saturday, come join us for our seasonal knife party at Jimmy Sans' estate in West Hollywood. Be sure to dress in your black-n-white best and bring along your finest knives for the evening's knife exhibit and contest. Dinah Crane's will be catering the event and Megan Devoreaux is the event's designer. There will be a samurai demonstration with the Katana Trio and their legendary katana swords. The Formal will kick off with a performance by the Australian electro house/dubstep duo, Knife Party (how appropriate). The duo will conclude the event with an encore. See you there?


Knife Party - Internet Friends by Knife Party

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Serenity Now::

Look into the F.O.O.L and you'll see reflections of the dilated eyeballs of Owl Vision's remix of Berserkergang. From my knowledge, the Berserkers were warriors who rallied themselves into an outlandish rage, right before a battle. Makes you think about those mosh pit trendsetters at the concerts. Or, can you think of anyone you might know that goes berserk?

F.O.O.L - Berserkergang (Owl Vision Remix) by Owl Vision

Monday, January 2, 2012

'Tis H.G. Wells Done::

Holy Ghost, Batman, it's not over, yet. The Joker is still on our tail and we've got to get to the DFA Records building before the timer sets off and oh, crap and a half, it's not poor Maggie Gyllenhaal. We've saved Two-face-To-Be.

Holy Ghost! - It's Not Over by DFA Records

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Times Like These::

It's amazing what can get accomplished if you just have the passion and the patience...if you have the creativity and the talent...if you have the true grit that will convince you to keep at it until one day, you've reached a pinnacle, and you're ready for more.

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Git Dronk::

Booze is overrated. Let's get drunk some other way. Get drunk with orange juice. Get drunk with apple juice. A bar full of bros and hoes holding highball glasses of reds and oranges with orange slices and celery sticks as garnishes. "Wucha drink, yo?" "Tomato drink...and I ain't driven', believe that, Jo Mamma. "


Sander van Doorn - Drink To Get Drunk (Original Mix) by sandervandoorn

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Drake Take Care - Lady BEE Bootleg

What a bootleg by Lady BEE straight out of Amsterdam. People don't mess around when they say the best house music comes from Europe. The rubbery, juicy, eyeball shaking synth makes this whole thing POP. Lady BEE announced that she will be releasing this track on her soundcloud on Christmas. Keep an eye out for this banger!

Drake - Take Care (LADY BEE Bootleg) by ladybeemusic