Vajra the MACHINE :: Amazing

Even if you might not appreciate turntablism, watch this. It's amazeballs.

You Rook Marvowus::

KOAN Sound returns with a new album called Funk Blaster, an EP. Debuting yesterday, KOAN Sound features tracks with their usual low-toned buzzmeister synths, mixed with an array of funky-good-time, dub-stepping-time, eighties-metro-are-and-bee, and a hint of classy-So-Cali-hip-hop humpity-bumps. I see this thing growing. (That's what she said.)

The Edge by KOAN Sound

Is Bill a Weird Name::

Every day I encounter a haughty individual who claims more than one parking spot for his vehicle. Sometimes this person parks like this on purpose, and sometimes this person parks like this haphazardly. If I had the time, I would go around town looking for these weasels; and if I spot one, I'll smash a hard-to-peel-off sticker right where the driver's eyes can sink when they read the buzz words of:

DOUCHE BEAT by oizo mr 3000

Free Set, Sir::

If you have some time to spare from your worker-bee-type lives, have a sit down and open your ear-waxed aural auditoriums to Hardwell's live set at Sensation Innerspace, in Dane country. It would be better if there was video to accompany. Yet it would be even better if we were all there in Denmark. Or if Hardwell could over here and play his live set for every one of us, a door-to-door DJ. That's ambition.

FREE DOWNLOAD: Hardwell live at Sensation Innerspace - Denmark - 29-10-2011 by HARDWELL

The Way of the Future::

Here's a preview of Guau's remix of Lightshapers & Critical's Punchline. I'm currently scribing this while on the freeway, going a mild 10 mph...wait, 13 mph. I am amazed how advanced technology has come. Before there was only the Zach Morris phones and dub step was only an experiment in London. In twenty years, what will phones do? What will be the sound of future electronic music?

LIGHTSHAPERS & CRITICAL - PUNCHLINE (GUAU REMIX) preview by GUAU

Ligers Have Feelings Too::

Another vacation has passed and it's time to reset. A perfect track for the occasion is the Turbofunk remix of Reset!'s hot creation called Don't Let the System Control You. What sticks out is the frequency of the synth used, perhaps a lower-mid type. It's a frequency you don't hear much, therefore it sounds more pleasing to the ears. Next time you put on your headphones or turn on your Pandora channel in the car, listen to the frequency of the synth used for songs. Check to see what level the artist uses. Are they pleasing? Why might they be pleasing?

'I don't know...they just do, gosh.'

RESET! - Don't let the system control you (Turbofunk Mix) PREVIEW by RESET!

Dude where's my cap :: Laidback Luke + Sander Van Doorn

New Laidback Luke! After the drop, it's like...face melting flanged attack crowd party synths. Take a listen below


Laidback Luke & Sander van Doorn - Who's Wearing The Cap (Original Mix) by LaidbackLuke

Monday Mix: Myndset

Not gonna lie. Myndset's recent mixes and remixes have been stuck in my head. As well as his trademark alien astronaut neato helmet. Below is his most recent mix full of electro bangers and dancefloor smashers. Click Play.


Rendezvous With Destiny (Mixtape) by MYNDSET


1. Myndset Mixtape Intro / Star Killa - High Volume (Original Mix)
2. Wolfgang Gartner - The Way It Was (Extended Mix)
3. Calvin Harris feat. Kelis - Bounce (Extended Mix)
4. Manufactured Superstars - Take Me Over (Myndset Bootleg)
5. Bingo Players - Rattle (Original Mix)
6. Dada Life - Happy Violence (Original Mix)
7. Zedd - Shave It (Original Mix)
8. Nari & Milani - Kendo (Steve Angello Size Matters Edit)
9. Coldplay - Paradise (Fedde Le Grand Remix)
10. Skrillex - Scary Monsters & Nice Spirites (Zedd Remix)
11. Niels Van Gogh vs Emillo Verdez - Beatrocker (Original Mix)
12. Tommy Trash - Future Folk (Original Mix)
13. Nause - Made Of (Chuckie Remix)
14. Hardwell - Cobra (Official Energy Anthem 2012)
15. Gareth Emery - Into The Light (Benjamin Bates Remix)
16. R3hab & Swanky Tunes feat. Max C - Sending My Love (Original Mix)
17. Farleon - Willy Wonka's House (Original Mix)
18. Dubsidia - Kill Humans (Dirtyloud Remix)
19. Avicii - Fade Into Darkness (Albin Myers Remix)
20. Sebastian Ingrosso & Alesso- Calling (Denzal Park Remode)
21. Jefr Tale - Start Again (Original Mix)
22. Porter Robinson - Unison (Knife Party Remix)

The Buzz::

It takes less effort to describe visual matters rather than to describe aural matters. You tell an individual about a video you recently viewed and you want to describe, with vivid detail, on what happened in the video and you want the listeners to imagine, effortlessly, your descriptions. 'This huge, mouth-foaming Mastiff was violently sucked, head first, into a lightning-encrusted, neon-green vortex and a minute later, the Mastiff came out of the other side of the vortex with its body inside-out. It wasn't nasty, but NOSTY!'

Then a new song comes out and you want to describe how amazing this new song sounds. At this point, effort must be initiated because in our culture, we are naive on describing sounds. 'It sounds nice.' 'It sounds like Owl Vision a little but not really.' New assignment, World (me included). Let's learn to better describe the sounds we like, so we may easily share it with others without having to say, 'You just had to be there.' 'I'm not going to sing it for you.'

Owl Vision - Zybersect by Owl Vision

FML::

When you've attached a HOT song to a NICE PIECE of video, it's difficult to imagine alternative visuals to the SEXY, mind-singeing sights you've already experienced. I've come out of the Melanie-Iglesias-stalker closet and am revealing my true feelings towards her--wait...I mean--this hot and heavy mix created by Grand Staff is a sure pastor blaster. Grand Staff is calling this none-too-intimate track If This Is A Dream. A track mighty appropriate as 'tis featured on the 3-month young Melanie Iglesias Flip Book video, numero uno. Once again, to enjoy most efficiently, watch a few times (nine times ought to suffice) and then look away and listen.

Now, back to recluse into Melanie's closet. Smells like spicy vanilla in here.