Hail Villainous Guffaw::

Many people grew up in the 90s disliking the rock group known as Korn (sorry, could't turn the 'R' backwards). Yet the band was a hot and loaded musical weapon with loyal fanatics, and they did sell out arenas. Korn returns to be an accomplice with the duo, the dark dubbed DJ known as Skrillex, and kruel and kollected Kill The Noise. They feature this new surreal sorry-we're-closed-because-we're-in-the-back-brewing-troll-teeth-and-eye-of-newt-in-our-boiling-potion of an original mix screaming, Narcissistic Cannibal.

Taste with your mouth closed.

Korn 'Narcissistic Cannibal (feat Skrillex and Kill the Noise)' by Skrillex

The Posh Condiment::

Through Steve Aoki's record label, Dim Mak Records, Mustard Pimp's debut album, No Title or Purpose, comes out on October 25. I pick City Kids as my favorite track on the album with its fierce energy of synth melodies and I foresee this to become a popular track produced through the speakers of many Halloween parties coming soon. It will be tough to remix this song, all you silly-goose remixers out there, as it is already sounding hump de bump enough.

Mustard Pimp feat. Dirtyphonics - City Kids by mustard pimp

Arrow Clicks Dislike::

At a local theater, a DJ commits to breaking the world record for performing the longest DJ set. In reality, it's difficult to truly give the credit of a DJ performing 150 straight hours without having to comply with the natural human body functions. Thus once you leave, the set is over. But the records officials allow the breaks. Perhaps it would be a bigger feat, more memorable even, to accomplish these world records with physical restraint of controlling the bodily functions as long as possible. Then wasting your useless life doing these acts would mean so much more to yourself, and that girl over there.

So while this DJ does his 15-minute feat, other more brilliant individuals, like Mord Fustang, will be making better use of their times creating artistic genius and providing entertainment as we, the listening crowd out there, struggle with our everyday lives of making something out of ourselves.

Mord Fustang - A New World by Mord Fustang

Tiesto Thumb On Sale On Ebay::

If you're a Tiesto fanatic, who has the whole set of Tiesto t-shirts, and listens to nothing but Tiesto, then, click your heels Tiesto times and you'll appear at the Home Depot Center in Carson, just south of the LA haze. There you'll be watching Tiesto and more Tiesto, plus a bonus of Tiesto. Then during your Tiesto recess, you can go visit other stages to watch Diplo, Dada Life & Porter Robinson. But be wary of the whistle because, you only get a small amount of recess and then it's back for more Tiesto. Warning, this is only a Tiesto!

Mustard Pimp - ZHM (Dada Life Remix) by mustard pimp

It Rhymes With Vampire::

A month has passed and I have noticed by friend growing pale. I asked him about it. It turns out he has been working at night, sleeping through day. In the afternoon he awakens, then he works on his second job, via computer, in his room, blinding the sunshine with black curtains. Then it's back to the night job. Thus, his skin has been lacking the sun's shine and he's turning into Casper the Grumpy Ghost. That must be unhealthy, correct?

Don't Turn the Lights On by Chromeo

Hoo Steesia ::

There's no D.A.N.C.E, there's no phantom, there's nothing that resembles the power that we saw in the earlier Justice.

Here is a medley of the tracks that will apear on the album. Whatever plays at 2:56 sounds like the best one so far.

Listen for yourself :)

JUSTICE "Audio, Video, Disco." medley by edbangerrecords

Dam Good Time::

What are the chances of the city of Los Angeles having a rave at the Sepulveda Dam? Los Angeles has held raves in a variety of venues around town that seem like average settings, but having the event at this familiar location would be ideal. If you can't put your thumb on it, the Dam has been featured in many music videos, commercials and movies. I can imagine a sea of colored background lighting and glittered throughout the area are search lights. Imagine being a part of a crowd of thousands of people, fist pumping, feet shuffling to artists like Pretty Lights.

Pretty Lights - Electro Cali by prettylights

Spicy Meatballs::

Sometimes it's not necessary to remix a song. When you come across a Skrillex track, you come across a sense of spicy insanity. Once it's up to that heat level, I'm not sure a remix could make it even spicier. So all you remixers out there in the grid, you should just throw away that ProTools or Logic file and move on to something else. Fire bad, original good.

The Disco Rangers Bus (Knows How To Rock n Roll) by Skrillex

3 In 1::

From Red Bull Records, I present to you Innerpartysystem. This up-n-comer emits the edges of Justice and Duran Duran to create an electro house album called Never Be Content, featuring this thumping track, Not Getting Any Better.

Not Getting Any Better by Innerpartysystem

So, How Did He Get Those Scars::

Some individuals live life too seriously, especially those at the workplace. At least they put forth some effort to burn calories, in which it takes more effort to frown than it is to smile. Of course I can burn calories from holding up a remote control so that the coffee table doesn't obstruct the line-of-sight signal in order to proceed with a fluid motion of channel surfing. So what I'm not saying, but really trying to say is that those sourpuss-co-workers should stop whatever it is they are doing and Drop It Like It's Mogg.

http://soundcloud.com/djcutman/dropitlikeitsmogg