Shiny New Needle::

Combining electro, house and dubstep, this new original by Dirtyloud is gaining momentum on the net. Next, the clubs will pick it up and then the dancers will exhibit the full effect on what the song was meant for.

Needle feat. Sirreal (Original Mix) by Dirtyloud

Goose Down, Bloody Side Up::

I have returned to my once-a-month cycle of a non-stop-Bloody-Beetroots blowout and I have noticed that I keep envisioning claymation-skeletal figures arising from the mossy earth jingle-gangling about their cartilage-lacking bones in duck-soup fashion, then revealing Venom masks and fostering a chaotic frenzy of mosh-pitting-excellence and crowd-surfing-professionalism.

GOOSE - Can't Stop Me Now (The Bloody Beetroots Remix) by thebloodybeetroots

Without Cheese, Day II::

Imported from Berlin comes a new track called Music Is Awesome by Housemeister. This Boys Noize remix amplifies the track with their familiar spunky electro synths although I really enjoy listening to the original. Looks like another day without parmesan. Expect the album out May's end on Boysnoize Records.

02 Housemeister - Music Is Awesome (Boys Noize Remix) by housemeister

01 Housemeister - Music Is Awesome by housemeister

Original Mike's::

A little birdie splattered a track on me the other day. It was a remix of this song, Right Here. I listened, I liked. I wanted to hear the original to see how different the remix compares and the original is by far much better than the given remix...Sometimes, parmesan isn't necessary.

BIG FISH RECS Michael White - Right Here(Original) by Michael White Electro

What Colors Do You See::

With a blast from the 80s, Classixx's I'll Get You creates a catchy foundation for a sparking Gigamesh remix. Never mind pastels and neons, I'm seeing solid tints with gradience and clashing shades of splatter art. Do you like bass?

Classixx - I'll Get You (feat. Jeppe) (Gigamesh Remix) by GIGAMESH

If Ears Had Tongues::

The bartender has served me up this dutch house concoction called Pochwa made from 1 part Tonic and 1 part DJ Dago. It's popular here in California, although patrons are asking for it internationally. Have it casual at home, or take it hard at the club. Who wouldn't want five minutes of passionate, stimulating, fist-pumping Pochwa?

Tonic & Dago - Pochwa (Original Mix) by _tonic_

As If I Could Touch It::

As I stared at the idle pincher bug, all I could think about was that one girl with the black-rimmed glasses who used to have this perky one-two-step and this dazed smile that you could just capture into a jar and put it on a shelf in the back of you mind. And as I was thinking this random thought, I heard this:

TEENAGE BAD GIRL - "Keep Up With You" - LIFELIKE remix by LIFELIKE

The Death Squad...Yet They Destroy Also::

The Destroy Squad presents this riot track to whet your chinese finger trap. But wait there's more: A trio of fierce DJs have contributed their adroit talents: Owl Vision, CHEMICAL, and Venom. It's chock-full of fidget, electro and dubstep. What are you waiting for? Act Now!

THE DESTROY SQUAD / BRAINWASHING EP TEASER / OUT APRIL 21st by The Destroy Squad

A Monster Mash::

The MashMaticians have puréed this inspiring mashup to bring those drinking patrons out of the smoking patio and onto the slick dance floor. I've seen it with my own eyes. Now if only I could get a song that would lure women to buy me drinks all night. Click my heels together and say MashMaticians three times.

Please Don't Go Alone (Mike Posner vs. Calvin Harris) by The MashMaticians

The Pointer Presses Play::

Sinden brings you this intriguing remix of club fave flave Township Funk. I think today, I will lower all my car windows, put this track on repeat and play it all day so all you locals out there who have a negative, insignificant, unsupported opinion on speaker thumping, god-awful music can tell me about it as I turn the volume knob up and smile.

DJ Mujava - Township Funk (Sinden Remix) by Sinden