A Monster Mash::

The MashMaticians have puréed this inspiring mashup to bring those drinking patrons out of the smoking patio and onto the slick dance floor. I've seen it with my own eyes. Now if only I could get a song that would lure women to buy me drinks all night. Click my heels together and say MashMaticians three times.

Please Don't Go Alone (Mike Posner vs. Calvin Harris) by The MashMaticians

The Pointer Presses Play::

Sinden brings you this intriguing remix of club fave flave Township Funk. I think today, I will lower all my car windows, put this track on repeat and play it all day so all you locals out there who have a negative, insignificant, unsupported opinion on speaker thumping, god-awful music can tell me about it as I turn the volume knob up and smile.

DJ Mujava - Township Funk (Sinden Remix) by Sinden

AOKI..........aoki::

What's so great about Steve Aoki?

• Founded Dim Mak Records

• Founded Dim Mak clothing line

• Restaurant owner

• Created a magazine

• Featured DJ on video games

• And, oh yeah, remixed this great Klaxon track.

Echoes (Steve Aoki Remix) - Klaxons by dimmakrecords

1.21 Gigawatts to 2005::

What I like on my Belgium waffles is a little bit of scalding hot Soulwax. Remember back in 2005 when the Nite Versions album debuted and all hell broke lose at the party scenes?

Krack (Nite Version) by soulwax

Fare Soldi Party Posse

The Italian Stallions are back delivering use with fresh new filtered disco with lyrics on top madness. I can see this track easily turning into a pool party anthem. The release date is April 19th, 2011. DJ's be ready!

Fare Soldi ft. Mothers of Charleston - Party Posse by FARE SOLDI

Digital Xylophones & Squawks::

Don't expect to hear any remixes of It's A Small World at your local mouse-worshipped theme park, but this phone video game remix would sound very interesting while waiting in line if there was an Angry Birds ride.

Angry Birds Theme by djjayhood973

A Brutal Preview::

Remember sticking an electric fan in front of your face and uttering random nonsense, then hearing your voice have that flicker effect? Then you giggle because it sounded so fascinating. Then you decided to add a bullhorn in front of the electric fan, and then you got Belzebass' Rise of Brutality.

Belzebass - Rise Of Brutality E.p PREVIEW by Belzebass

Bloody'd Up Britney::

The Bloody Beetroots, specifically Sir Bob Cornelius Rifo, has inhaled Britney Spears' recent chart-hitting track Till The World Ends and has blown out a breathtaking remix that sounds remarkably better than the pop star's original creation. It's like a cigarette filter, reducing the harshness of the embedded contents. Mmm...bloody relief. (Click the title for your pack of filters.)

In Em We Trust

Just Watch, Amazing video, blistazzling sound, snipappling feeling.... go.

Friends Don't Let Friends Drink and Dance::

Play this track out the speakers and the crowd will collectively intertwine with ardor and intensity as they cavort and squeal. Play this track through your headphones and your roommate will observe your flailing and gyrations, video tape and exploit your embarrassing moves all over the internet. Then slip this Disko Slutz remix underneath the footage to let everyone know what the fuss is about.

Phtbng - BOMB! (DiskoSlutz Remix) by DiskoSlutz