Elephants Give A Damn::

So there was this elephant behind the bar and he was giving me this look of death because I didn't put a tip. I tell him, "Why should I tip, I only bought a beer and you just gave it to me. If I asked you to mix a drink for me and it tasted decent, then I might consider tossing in a few bucks." Then the elephant jumped over the bar with his red-blazing Nike Shox and lifted me upside and a rain of cash floated downward to the floor. The elephant tooted a loud elephant toot that sounded like the background effects in this new Congorock debut hit track, Ivory.

Ivory by Congorock

You Had Me At Wingman::

There's nothing bolder than waking up to Tom Cruise right up at your face, with his wheat-grass-shake breath and his jungle eyebrows. Or could it be this featured track by Midnight Wolf, called Orion - (Metalectro Vol.2). Time to jump on the furniture and swing your fists onto the floor.

Midnight Wolf - Orion (Original Mix) [Metalectro Vol.2] by Midnight Wolf

Thanks For The Emotion::

Thanksgiving is a time of mixing. Mixing the family, mixing the feast's ingredients, mixing the love. Some discount the idea of celebrating T-Day, like Canadians, eh...actually everyone, except Hometown USA, continues this week without a specified day of celebration. Why? Because they celebrate their family every day. America is too busy to call Grandma on the phone because we're rioting on ignorance, spending unwisely on iPhone upgrades rather than this week's grocery shopping. Put down the XBOX controller and pause your internet game of Mahjong and celebrate with the family more often. We shouldn't have to "enforce" a day to gather around ye kin and catch up on Billy's new honor roll bumper sticker ceremony or Trina's upcoming baby (conceived in the handicapped stall in the bathroom of the Museum of Tolerance). Honor thy father and mother...and call them throughout the year. I know you have time...I see you out there, calling and driving simultaneously, risking danger to your lane-mates. If you have time for premeditated vehicular manslaughter, you have time to call and holla' what up to your sister or your brother or your sister who has become your brother.

Love it or hate it, family should come first...Pass the mashed potatoes.

Sound Of Mish Mash - KYTV vs Waxdolls by StudioBrussel

You're welcome::

In this tough economy, that seems to have no other route but downward, citizens still have money to spend on drinks at the bars & clubs, splendid meals at restaurants and a night at the movies...for two, IMAX, midnight premiere, plus drinks, plus popcorn and a thing of flavored salt. No wonder corporations are still succeeding, and the community still crumbling, you're all paying your fare onto the road to poverty; and still you all complain about barely having enough money to get by. Think in the long run, instead of right now.

Etienne De Crecy - Welcome (feat. The Bloody Beetroots) by thebloodybeetroots

Proteins & Condensers::

Tacos at 4 a.m. never tasted so good while listening to the ceiling speakers spouting out this new remix by Le Castle Vania, being the remix to Kaskade's Turn It Down. I'm sure it also sits well with other cuisines such as Italian meatball sandwiches, hummus, and dragon rolls. Maybe one day, I''ll listen to a catchy song while eating a meatball dragon roll with hummus a la mode.

Kaskade - Turn It Down (Le Castle Vania Remix) **Preview** by Le Castle Vania

I'm Tuesday McConaughey Excited::

Out there in this mighty world, there are volumes of examples of subjects we feel ambivalent about, such as pugs, Arnold Schwarzenegger movies, and fast food. When present at the club, it fascinates me to notice the crowd really get into an awful song. By awful, I mean haphazardly created with feet and elbows and containing no creative merit. Yet the crowd will holla' back youngin' at ya boy whenever some obnoxious tune is popped on to the speakers. Perhaps it compares to when a comedian announces his punchline and the audience begins laughing to retort back to the comedian implying, "Oh, I get the joke, good one, Chappelle...Darkness!"

Fabricated Pizza Tacos ( Emalkay vs Das Racist) - The Car Thief by The Car Thief

Guess::

Here's the third leg of the tripod of songs featured on the Melanie Iglesias Flip Book Videos. Grand Staff is the type of artist group that enjoys sophisticating its simple chord progressions and letting loose with the ensemble of beat to synth ratios. Grand Staff consists of four guys who met at NYU, combining their talents from Boston, New York, and New Jersey. Tipping the iceberg, I would compare this fab four to the style of Ol' Skool Dr. Dre and his memorable beats & riffs. Dive ear first into Grand Staff's pool of talents:

http://bit.ly/smqawq

Unites States of Musica::

Today, a birdie mentioned that at Guantanamo Bay detention camp, at one time or another, the soldiers would torture the inmates by blasting music from Rage Against The Machine. If you think about it, we Americans listen to an enormous conglomerate of noise. Yet, our ears have grown accustomed to this noise that we find beauty in ugliness. Of course, we would probably hang ourselves if we were inmates, succumbed to hours of Peruvian Flute Band music.

Paul Chambers - Yeah, Techno! (Soulwax Mix) by soulwax

Calling Tesla::

While I was hitting up Club Yost in infamous Orange County, Halloween weekend, it was unfortunate to only be able to be in one place at a time, to be able to miss Escape from Wonderland, or even Hard Haunted Mansion, for that matter. Featured is Thomas Gold's set from the Escape from Wonderland event in San Bernardino, CA. Soon I hope to hire henchmen to video tape these events so I and everyone else who is unable to attend, can experience the mayhem of these clashing sounds, blinding lights and speed-demon two-steppers at these events, without leaving your room. "I love gold."

Thomas Gold @ Escape from Wonderland | San Bernardino USA | 29/10/2011 by Thomas Gold

Vajra the MACHINE :: Amazing

Even if you might not appreciate turntablism, watch this. It's amazeballs.

You Rook Marvowus::

KOAN Sound returns with a new album called Funk Blaster, an EP. Debuting yesterday, KOAN Sound features tracks with their usual low-toned buzzmeister synths, mixed with an array of funky-good-time, dub-stepping-time, eighties-metro-are-and-bee, and a hint of classy-So-Cali-hip-hop humpity-bumps. I see this thing growing. (That's what she said.)

The Edge by KOAN Sound

Is Bill a Weird Name::

Every day I encounter a haughty individual who claims more than one parking spot for his vehicle. Sometimes this person parks like this on purpose, and sometimes this person parks like this haphazardly. If I had the time, I would go around town looking for these weasels; and if I spot one, I'll smash a hard-to-peel-off sticker right where the driver's eyes can sink when they read the buzz words of:

DOUCHE BEAT by oizo mr 3000