Friturnday::

I raise my hand to being a weekender. Party all night, sleep all day, then make it a sequel the following day, and keeping Sunday a day of rest. But if you mean weekender, as in being ordered by a judge to go to jail to serve my temporary sentence for being punk in drublic and vandalizing the mayor's prized 1978 Pontiac Firebird, and asked to attend incarceration on my own just on the weekends, just so I can continue my weekly schedule to commit to serving my life sentence of a cheating wife, dead-end job and a thirteen-year-old-slut-of-a-daughter experiencing her third abortion, then I can't raise my hand for that. Crossing fingers, now.

Weekenders by Tom Staar

It's Not A Highlighter::

This song is dedicated to that guy who makes it his initial objective to rub up against women and immediately begin grinding, thinking women are aroused by a creeper...about 5' 9'', 180 lbs, bruh t-shirt, an almost-mustache and a double fist of red & blue bottles of Budweiser & Budlight, respectively...suddenly touching his separated-by-only-two-layers unit right against her pretty poop shooter. Real men of genius.

Fancy Footwork by Chromeo

Der Human::

We should all be thankful for our poor sense of hearing. If we humans had the comparable audibility of tawny owls, the animal with perhaps the best ability to hear, then the distorted masterpieces we create would only be long-winded waves of useless noise.

Owl Vision - Moloch by Owl Vision

Panic City x Adele "Someone Like You"

Panic city is one nasty remixer. In the best way. His recent tracks have been nothin short of bangin, angelic, and put on your dance shoes and freak.. fun. Add him on soundcloud so you can see everything he puts out. Panic City is guaranteed not to disappoint your party playlist.


Without further ado...


Adele - Someone Like You (Panic City remix) by djpaniccity

Caballo Burgers::

A memorable 80s classic, Goodbye Horses, comes back to life in the soul of DWNTWN, with help from Skeet Skeet. They add back synths, techno beats, and indie vocals - a throwback. People complain to me that they despise 80s music. Why? If it weren't for 80s music, we would be without Dr. Dre, Duran Duran and Q Lazzarus. Thus Goodbye Horses would cease to exist.

DWNTWN - Goodbye Horses by skeet skeet

Smacking Burns Calories::

Looks like the trio comprised as The Prodigy is making a comeback. I notice more buzz on the Firestarter-famed digital-aged pioneers. Next I would like to see "The Prodigy" listed as a headliner for a big show. Maybe Hard Halloween Mansion? If not, my backyard is always available. Say, "yes."

Foo Fighters - White Limo - [The Prodigy remix] by theprodigy

Witch Whisperer::

It must be possible that luck is involved when a random mommy and daddy combine the right genes to create a son, who grows up to be an adonis, who attends clubs and experiences girls coming up to him, telling him, up against his ear, "You're the hottest guy here. Dance with me." Can you smell the jealousy?

Adonis (preview) by Boys Noize

Boo-bees::

Some hiatus does a body good. The Local Alien returns, along with Soulwax. Coming soon to a local Los Angeles Shrine Auditorium near you, Soulwax, along with a dozen other heavy hitters pull out the masks and assemble for the annual Hard Halloween Mansion October 28 & 29. It's always fun to spot the few who sport the Waldo costumes. Found him!

Walter Murphy - A Fifth Of Beethoven - (Soulwax Edit) by soulwax

To Screw Lightbulbs::

Easy does it. Pretty Light's Something Wrong contributes to the feather side of electronica with a more Eric Clapton-Moby-atmospheric quality. Sometimes heavy-duty is too much and all you need is Ziploc to contain all that emotion. There's always something for everyone out there.

Pretty Lights - Something's Wrong by prettylights

Scratch That::

Out now is Porter Robinson's new EP, Spitfire. This artist is well rounded with his electronica, featuring dubstep, dnb, trance and acid to sugar coat his electro house layers of chocolately goodness. So un-Velcro your ears and duct tape them up against a speaker:

Porter Robinson - Spitfire by Porter Robinson

Bangladesh Techno

Met Mr. Skeet Skeet once outside of Sutra in Orange County before he went into the club to drop his set... cept I was wearing the face that he had above. One thing I noticed about most accomplished dudes in the area...they never too cool to say whats up! That's why I'll support their tracks like the one below. Peeep it!


Mattie Safer Ft. Ninjasonik - That Your Girl (Skeet Skeet Remix Snippet) by skeet skeet

Poke A Coke::

Here's 41 grams of concentrated Bassnectar. Lay on your side and insert neatly in healthy doses. Make sure you consume with a smile or else it becomes a placebo. Remember to up the dosage if you are not feeling it yet.

Bassnectar - Color Storm Remixtape [FREE DOWNLOAD] by Bassnectar

Three Times Fast::

I suspect most of the time, artists name their tracks based on what they feel or see at the present moment they conclude a production. Kids at the Bar & Digiratti have decided to call this spiral-illusional track Soy Sauce. It would make me feel better though, if I bought this digital track and with this purchase, they would send me a bottle, or at least a packet of Soy Sauce - maybe even with the duo's emblem labelled atop.

Kids At The Bar + DIGIRAATII - Soy Sauce (Preview) **OUT NOW** by Kids At The Bar

It Pounds::

Headaches are overrated. They should just go away. I don't understand why everyone keeps getting one. Is it because all their friends get one, so they must get one also? I hear some people brag about these headaches they have and then they give a slang term towards these types of headaches because it's bigger than anyone else's headache - they call it a Migraine. It's all just an ego trip with the headaches. Stop it! Relax!

Def Surrounds Us (Rockwell Remix)- Snippet by djshadow

Cure For Perfection::

Perfection is a matter of forcing yourself to commit to a task and performing duties to make whatever it is you are molding look like something that pleases you the most. It is never about matter of fact. It is all based on opinion. Society builds a nominal level and we adjust as we perceive every iota that passes our senses.

Mmm...smell the perfect aroma of idle fridge!

http://soundcloud.com/zombiediscosquad/style-of-eye-wet-zombie-disco

Do You Trust Me::

I remember back in high school I was at the right place and right time to catch into my arms, one of the hottest Asian girls I've ever seen, preventing her from tripping backwards, landing her hottie head onto the sidewalk, bleeding her hottie blood all over the place. The caveat was this: all I got was a thank you and her relationship status didn't match my status.

DeLorean, ho!

Mustard Pimp feat. Alec Empire - Catch Me by mustard pimp

Ungingered::

Tonight I'll be watching the sun rise into the horizon. I've been invited to a stand-on-your-head-in-the-sand sunset party and how appropriate to kick it off than with LAZRtag's latest remix appeal of Ralvero's Sunrise.

The redheads will come out at night.

Ralvero - Sunrise (LAZRtag Remix) by LAZRtag